For a party that claims to be so fiscally responsible, conservatives sure love spending money on useless shit. If we really want to be so financially sound, why don’t we actually look at the numbers? How much do we spend … Continue reading Open Borders are Cheaper Actually
Are you constantly talking yourself out of sex with trans women who, up until you opened your mouth, were so ready for it? Do you find yourself chatting up trans women who are showing interest in you and maybe even … Continue reading 7 Things NOT to Say to a Trans Girl if You Want to Get Laid
Are you tired of being picked last for games? Tired of being told you’re just no good at sports? Try ESTROGEN! Despite your less-than-mediocre stats, conservatives simply won’t be able to help themselves in validating your sportsball prowess! “I mean, it was just so obvious really. Guys were already laughing at me when I’d try to play sports with them and would say ‘haha the girl’s locker room is over there, faggot!’ So it seemed like the logical thing to do!” ESTROGEN! It’ll make your muscles atrophy, but somehow conservatives will suddenly think you’re just so good at sports! Take … Continue reading The All-New Sports Enhancement Sensation: ESTROGEN!
Content Warning:For talks about suicide in a way too casual and candid manner, which might make some readers uncomfortable. If you need someone to talk to, please reach out to:National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255Trans Lifeline: (877) 565-8860 _______________________________________ Now on with the show: I’ve dealt with suicidal ideation my entire life. But because I’ve been trained to not make my problems other people’s problems, all of my plans have had to involve the cleanest death possible, just so as not to inconvenience anyone who might find my body. In fact, I’ve literally planned out entire scenarios* where I would dig … Continue reading Make Your Suicide Someone Else’s Problem
Alabama might have a history of turning its back on its people, but Alabamians have an even richer history of taking back what’s ours! From the Montgomery Bus Boycotts to the Selma Voting Rights Marches… now that’s a rebel spirit we can get behind. Don’t let these anti-trans bills get y’all down. Be proud of where ya came from. Sure, Alabama has decided to ban trans athletes [Related: Should Trans Woman Athletes be Allowed in Sports?] and make treating trans minors a felony. But the South will rise up from this if we just keep our fighting spirits. Don’t lose … Continue reading Sweet Home AlaTRANa